Big up to the writers of The Big Bang Theory who are headed by Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Steven Molaro. In my opinion they’re streaking ahead in the field of comedy writing at the moment. Here is a list of great one liners, which I’m going to keep adding to.

Sheldon to Penny: ”Woman, you’re playing with forces beyond your ken.”
Penny: “Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie!”

Stuart to Sheldon: “You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn’t make you right.”
Sheldon: “Au contraire.”

“Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you’re not a real boy.” – Leonard to Sheldon

“Ever notice when he thinks real hard it smells like bacon?” – Howard about Sheldon

“If you were a robot and I knew, but you didn’t, would you want me to tell you?” – Howard to Sheldon